ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

fake-mermaid:

i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you

(via smallsmileviolentlies)

lilbliefs:

I’m a social pariah too…

where’s my matty mckibben goddamnit. 

an-awesomewaveee:

I’m in love with demi lovato and I have no shame

(Source: catchingdreams82, via imwearingthesmileyougavetome)